I handed an ibuprofen to my charming, beautiful, intelligent, saint of a wife who less than a week earlier had squozen my son from her Woomba® and asked her what I, a mere male mortal, might procure for her in order to slake her thirst and wash down the only comfort afforded her.
“Oh, just a Vitamin Water®. I think there’s a half-drunk one in the fridge.”
I immediately thought up my witty hand-off remark and prepared it as I grabbed the beverage from the fridge and carried it over to the chair in which my glorious, perfect wife was sitting.
“Well, this one was stumbling around a bit and yelling at cops.”
“That’s awesome. But is that really half-drunk?”
“Yeah, I guess not. That’s all the way drunk.”
“This one was talking to girls who were totally out of his league.”
Me too, lady. You’ve always been out of my league.
24 comments:
You guys are dorks. It is so cute.
I'm glad squozen is taking off.
Aww! But I agree, total dorks.
Wow, is that adorable. Lucky you, lucky her:)
Yes, so very cute. :)
I think this is my favorite post you've ever posted.
Are you trying to win husband of the year? I think you're ahead. :)
woomba, tee-hee! You're sweet.
and slake is an much underused verb, my fourth grader had it as a vocabulary word this month.
Hee. How frackin' awesome.
Great post! :D
Funny AND sweet.
The two of you are so lucky to have each other.
i'd like to read this story if you came back from the fridge with a pbr tallboy
you're making my teeth hurt.
How sweet. And so funny!
This is why i stop by BPD... beautiful baby news and a post-partum conversation that makes me giggle. :)
Damn that's sweet. What is wrong with my husband???
Awww...you guys are so cute :)
Dorks! Love it. How is the squozen one? {giggle}
You're the whole package.
Awwwww.
Not sure of which word is my new favorite: squozen or Woomba...
Congrats on you baby! I used to see your comments on Lindsay's blog a long, long time ago- somehow I stumbled across you again and you made me snort out loud! I'll be back:)
Very funny! I thoroughly enjoyed that!
Also, I enjoyed how wonderful you are to your wife! Keep up the good work supporting, flattering and providing humour to your wife (and the sharing the humour with us!).
Cute little couple. Adorable.
Love it!
what i can say about this blog
its really awesome
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http://www.mybabydoc.com/blog/
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