tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7752089201715277292024-03-21T07:17:05.247-07:00Backpacking DadI am a dad. I have a backpack. My daughter rides around in the backpack.Backpacking Dadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498905428420679901noreply@blogger.comBlogger251125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-775208920171527729.post-82988948973154280082009-07-19T08:27:00.000-07:002009-07-19T08:30:18.126-07:00This blog has moved.I am now fully moved over to <a href="http://www.backpackingdad.com">BackpackingDad.com</a><br /><br />Please come by, update your bookmarks, etc.<br /><br />Thank you.Backpacking Dadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498905428420679901noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-775208920171527729.post-8450948098935636982009-07-17T23:43:00.001-07:002009-07-18T07:16:32.211-07:00Southern California Road Trip: Part One<p>We arrived at our Orange County hotel at three in the morning on Tuesday, just six hours after we’d left the San Francisco Peninsula on our dead-of-night escape.</p> <p>Tuesday (part two, because part one was spent driving and then sleeping) was a family visit. Emily’s uncle’s family lives in Yorba Linda, and despite his house being damaged in the last round of fires and flooded when a toilet overflowed (forcing the family to live in a hotel for 45 days in a row), it was beautifully restored and it was relaxing just to hang out there. But Erin, the tiny princess of Finding Things That Will Hurt, kind of miserabled herself by falling down stairs and whacking her head on things. She liked the dog, though.<a href="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_KbJAmcvWTbo/SmFu2J1W6LI/AAAAAAAAB0E/daaMMGjcDMs/s1600-h/DSC02375%5B3%5D.jpg"><img style="border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px" title="DSC02375" border="0" alt="DSC02375" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_KbJAmcvWTbo/SmFu2hUS53I/AAAAAAAAB0I/XDd86smMtuY/DSC02375_thumb%5B1%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="407" height="310" /></a></p> <p>This is Lucky. He’s a service dog for Emily’s cousin J, the flower girl at our wedding who is old enough to drink now but never would. J doesn’t move very quickly, hear or see very well, hence the dog, but she loves Erin and Erin loves her so much she can hardly contain herself.</p> <p>Wednesday we visited a cousin at work, in a new parent store with a play area for the kids. Erin superheroed it up when she found the costume bin.<a href="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_KbJAmcvWTbo/SmFu3DLnccI/AAAAAAAAB0M/MFNv59AA1L0/s1600-h/DSC02324%5B3%5D.jpg"><img style="border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px" title="DSC02324" border="0" alt="DSC02324" src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_KbJAmcvWTbo/SmFu3qZoBSI/AAAAAAAAB0Q/QH-oFHa5Vbg/DSC02324_thumb%5B1%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="400" height="304" /></a></p> <p>Then we went to the uncle’s beach house in Newport Beach and strolled along the boardwalk at Erin’s pace. She was easily distracted by sand. <a href="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_KbJAmcvWTbo/SmFu4EnHHtI/AAAAAAAAB0U/Mrrwa7DQkMI/s1600-h/DSC02342%5B4%5D.jpg"><img style="border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px" title="DSC02342" border="0" alt="DSC02342" src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_KbJAmcvWTbo/SmFu4iEhfUI/AAAAAAAAB0Y/1PcCmpSv9rQ/DSC02342_thumb%5B2%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="415" height="318" /></a></p> <p>She spent a lot of time riding on J’s lap in her wheelchair. There was ice cream to be dribbled down her chin, birds to be chased, and boys who had frisbees. <a href="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_KbJAmcvWTbo/SmFu5BJTS-I/AAAAAAAAB0c/Hfr59YosRos/s1600-h/DSC02354%5B3%5D.jpg"><img style="border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px" title="DSC02354" border="0" alt="DSC02354" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_KbJAmcvWTbo/SmFu5g-u4JI/AAAAAAAAB0g/BVCTulH85Ug/DSC02354_thumb%5B1%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="410" height="312" /></a> </p> <p>Thursday was Disneyland Part One. It was Adrian’s First Visit, Erin’s Fifth Visit, and my birthday. Happy birthday to me. I love going to Disneyland and I’ll never stop loving it. I don’t care that Disney wants my money and my soul. They can have it. Star Tours rules.</p> <p><a href="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KbJAmcvWTbo/SmFu6ANlD7I/AAAAAAAAB0k/SmIwdAcexFw/s1600-h/DSC02446%5B3%5D.jpg"><img style="border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px" title="DSC02446" border="0" alt="DSC02446" src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KbJAmcvWTbo/SmFu6V4c_yI/AAAAAAAAB0o/WItmUJ4YTGA/DSC02446_thumb%5B1%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="420" height="319" /></a> </p> <p></p> <p></p> <p></p> <p></p> <p></p> <p></p> <p></p> <p></p> <p></p> <p>We took Adrian on his first ride, and stank up the submarines with his first on-ride Crapola Diaper. It was intense. And where do you go when you’re on a fucking <em>submarine</em>? Nowhere. You’re welcome, Korean Disney Fans who were on the ride next to us. Greetings from America.</p> <p>Want to see a picture of Erin pretending to be tired?</p> <p><a href="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_KbJAmcvWTbo/SmFu65j40ZI/AAAAAAAAB0s/_p7fe9EhovQ/s1600-h/DSC02433%5B3%5D.jpg"><img style="border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px" title="DSC02433" border="0" alt="DSC02433" src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_KbJAmcvWTbo/SmFu7DC3ITI/AAAAAAAAB0w/N2s-1FUDu70/DSC02433_thumb%5B1%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="294" height="387" /></a> </p> <p>I say “pretending”, because that kid burned with vibrant, ridiculous energy right up until we got back to the hotel after closing the park down at midnight. She was unbelievable. She could not see enough or do enough. Adrian, on the other hand, pretty much slept the entire time we were at the park, with the exception of the Jungle Cruise ride. The puns pissed him off and he cried most of the trip. But he liked his ears.</p> <p><a href="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_KbJAmcvWTbo/SmFu7iDVb1I/AAAAAAAAB00/ILf8No4z1N0/s1600-h/DSC02451%5B3%5D.jpg"><img style="border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px" title="DSC02451" border="0" alt="DSC02451" src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_KbJAmcvWTbo/SmFu8OmubdI/AAAAAAAAB04/1qv-ikHjtnE/DSC02451_thumb%5B1%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="407" height="310" /></a> </p> <p>Grandma grandma grandma. What would we do without grandma? She came to the park with us and watched the kids so Emily and I could go on rides on our own. She took Erin on the Buzz Lightyear ride so that someone could ride by himself and look cool while kicking ass with the lasergun.</p> <p><a href="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_KbJAmcvWTbo/SmFu8vEaiwI/AAAAAAAAB08/cjlb9YTS304/s1600-h/Shawn%20on%20Buzzlightyear%5B3%5D.jpg"><img style="border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px" title="Shawn on Buzzlightyear" border="0" alt="Shawn on Buzzlightyear" src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_KbJAmcvWTbo/SmFu9Bw6zjI/AAAAAAAAB1A/pgmcc1MvSw4/Shawn%20on%20Buzzlightyear_thumb%5B1%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="404" height="307" /></a>Friday morning we went to breakfast and then began our drive to San Diego for Southern California Road Trip: Part Two. But first we stopped so that Erin could play at a park and burn some energy off before her destined nap in the car. So she ran around the park until she saw the tire swing, then she exploded into a version of the Sesame Street Theme that, we’ve come to realize, asks “Can you tell me how to get, how to get some friends in the street?” I’ve no idea what mayhem she plans for those friends, but they’d best guard themselves. This kid plots evil.</p> <p><a href="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_KbJAmcvWTbo/SmFu90LhpbI/AAAAAAAAB1E/0JYYbWdIlM0/s1600-h/DSC02456%5B3%5D.jpg"><img style="border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px" title="DSC02456" border="0" alt="DSC02456" src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_KbJAmcvWTbo/SmFu-Sz-BYI/AAAAAAAAB1I/UM2E8BZsofg/DSC02456_thumb%5B1%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="406" height="309" /></a> </p> <p>More road trip stories and pictures to come. I will bore you in four parts. But the four include the <a href="http://backpackingdad.blogspot.com/2009/07/southern-california-road-trip-prelude.html">prelude</a> that most of you read and decided was a clear indication that I should keep my day job: My “forsooths” and “inasmuches” fell on unimpressed eyes. Verily.</p>Backpacking Dadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498905428420679901noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-775208920171527729.post-12403483308609142142009-07-14T10:20:00.000-07:002009-07-14T10:21:04.063-07:00The Worst NewsIt seems as though the moms who became friends through the Day One playgroup two years ago are steadily proceeding into round two of baby-making. Emily wasn't the first, nor will she be the last, as it looks like our group has booked the hospitals solid through November.
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<br>One of our friends, C, was checked in to the hospital with a high blood pressure problem at around 36 weeks. It's the kind of problem the worsening of which requires the immediate delivery of the baby. Her little boy is at home with dad and the grandparents, prepping the baby's room and watching the boy grow up, ever so slowly, in the weeks mom has been in a bed away from home.
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<br>It's a stressful time. And we've been waiting, just like everyone has been waiting, for news that the new baby has arrived and both mom and the baby are doing well.
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<br>We're worried. We're away from home and there's nothing we can do to help, or to prevent disasters. We're powerless, and the world is going to do what it wills and we're none us strong enough for what it will throw at us.
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<br>Emily's phone chimed with an incoming text message from C, and we knew the news was bad. Emily read the message slowly, and then emitted the despairing gasp I'd dreaded, and then a soft "Oh no."
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<br>"What is it, lady? What happened? What's wrong?"
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<br>"It's gone...the Chili's by our house is gone."
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<br>How do you ever recover from a loss like that?Backpacking Dadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498905428420679901noreply@blogger.com26tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-775208920171527729.post-14215128330883955492009-07-11T17:03:00.001-07:002009-07-11T17:03:31.191-07:00I should write a parenting book"I don't know what it is," I began as I grabbed a pillow and began twirling it by the bunched opening of the case, "but I just had this overwhelming urge to hide behind the door until Erin came through and then BAM! Nail her with the pillow."<p>"Well, you get what you pay for." Emily sardonicized at me.<p>"What does that mean?" <p>"I mean this fatherhood gig you signed up for that doesn't pay you."<p>"What? I think that would be an awesome fatherhood moment."<p>The Super Ninja Secret Ambush With Pillow lesson: Fatherhood Year Three.Backpacking Dadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498905428420679901noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-775208920171527729.post-89735924749335585092009-07-10T17:53:00.001-07:002009-07-10T17:53:01.994-07:00While you’re waiting…<p>While you’re waiting to find out the answers to questions like:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>Did our favourite dad blogger make it to Disneyland without getting sucked into the vortex of doom swirling around Michael Jackson’s memorial at Staples?</em></p> <p><em>Did the Burns’ get to take yet another photo with Mickey Mouse and does the mirror in the hotel make Shawn look fat or is he actually fat?</em></p> <p><em>How many hours of sleep can a toddler go without a nap before degenerating into an insane rambler and singer of “Row Row Row Your Boat (alt. lyrics)”?</em></p> <p><em>Can you have too many onion rings with raspberry sauce?</em></p> <p><em>How long does it take to get to check in to a hotel in San Diego?</em></p> </blockquote> <p>You can check out <a href="http://www.blogs.com/topten/top-10-deliberate-dad-blogs/">something I wrote for Blogs.Com</a> about some of the dad blogs I read. You should read them too. Go <a href="http://www.blogs.com/topten/top-10-deliberate-dad-blogs/">here</a> now.</p> Backpacking Dadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498905428420679901noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-775208920171527729.post-86140981573466248482009-07-09T08:31:00.000-07:002009-07-09T08:37:00.319-07:00Thirty-two<p class="mobile-photo"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjdKVJhzHX-CWRJuvGbXHAfBxJLjFmg_izj0eQYhmiYvClhqiaOTV7W1m1M17h1YaT-j5RDLHbB3Lf0kbdKKJUXzlUchmNJQWVIih81ai5U_XAidwdALBf-NlY_ncRW8mZY9yqgVa4M3vHa/s1600-h/=%3Futf-8%3FB%3FSU1HMDAyNzYuanBn%3F=-720322"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjdKVJhzHX-CWRJuvGbXHAfBxJLjFmg_izj0eQYhmiYvClhqiaOTV7W1m1M17h1YaT-j5RDLHbB3Lf0kbdKKJUXzlUchmNJQWVIih81ai5U_XAidwdALBf-NlY_ncRW8mZY9yqgVa4M3vHa/s320/=%3Futf-8%3FB%3FSU1HMDAyNzYuanBn%3F=-720322" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5356484872520000306" /></a></p>"So, Shawn. You've made it through another year of grad school, the birth of another child, the beginning of the terrible twos, more delays in your house remodel, and the biggest economic downturn since the Great Depression. What are you going to do now?<p>I'm going to Disneyland.Backpacking Dadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498905428420679901noreply@blogger.com25tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-775208920171527729.post-1392276175382251242009-07-06T22:02:00.000-07:002009-07-06T22:01:56.416-07:00Southern California Road Trip: PreludeWe plotted to leave very early Tuesday morn for Parts Unknown and corners where there be dragons.
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<br>One final night of rest in my bed before embarking on a Quest for Mickey Mouse would have pleased me.
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<br>Alas.
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<br>'Tis 9pm and the kids are snuggled up warm in their car seats. Visions of cartoons flicker across Erin's face from the soul-draining glow of the portable DVD player we purchased this week.
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<br>Their night, and mine, has been sent careening from the predictable mile upon which it was given to travel. Innocence has been stolen, and by who else than that Pan of Lost Boys, perpetual child and thief of glittery pirate hands:
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<br>Jaxon.
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<br>Realizing all of the sudden that we had timed our crossing of the City of Angels to coincide with the Jaxon's family's attempt to send their most damaged boy to join the Choir by dazzling the dazed denizens, we recalculated:
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<br>"'Sooth, goodwife, we are doomed. We shall ne'er free ourselves from the Vortex the Jaxons have called forth from the bowels of the earth to ensnare unwary travelers such as we, offering up our children in the mad ceremony that calls the godhead down upon their Son."
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<br>"Nay, tremble not, mine husband. Must needs we brave the dark, the lonely moonlit paths, til we arrive at our awaiting Castle 'fore dawn. Yea, before e'en our enemies ha' bestirred their bones to be about their bloody business."
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<br>"You are a wise and beautiful woman, wife. For you alone would I risk certain crankiness and foul midnight diaper changes in the Caves of Denny or the House of Fruit."
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<br>"And you are a handsome, brave, and amusing man, husband. Cleave to me and every wish you have will come true. Except for that one. Meantimes, let us make out, and then after much embracing we shall depart."
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<br>"Agreed. Let us proceed with alacrity."
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<br>And that, my friends, is how we found ourselves winding through the mountains and across the plains. Our enemy, the Jaxon, shall be foiled, for true love and decent mileage (for an SUV) are on our side.Backpacking Dadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498905428420679901noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-775208920171527729.post-26336846245651999702009-07-05T20:08:00.001-07:002009-07-05T20:08:44.661-07:00Corn on the Cob<p>Erin and I  scythed through the grocery store, intent on our goals, when we were abrupted in our progress by the Stereotypical College Guy.</p> <p>Stereotypical College Guy had been thinking about his workout all day long. He began thinking about it early in the morning while he was still sleeping off the whiskey sours and tequila shots from the night before. He continued to think about it while he dressed himself from the “Not quite Sentient” pile of clothes in the corner of his room. He sorted through the white t-shirts and ridiculously long shorts on the floor until he found some that could take another workout, then he selected one set from his four pairs of high top running shoes and bolted out the door, ready to hit the gym for squats and chest presses, it being Friday, and Friday being Legs & Chest day.</p> <p>He realized as he was leaving that he was out of groceries. He’d been eating in more often as the summer progressed and the on-campus eateries lost their bustle and luster. Eating alone was easier at home than at the cafeteria in the middle of the summer, when the odds of being approached at table by people he’d never acknowledge except to mock with his friends increased exponentially. Rather than face the press of lonely nerds, he would cook for himself, as far as he was able.</p> <p>So instead of heading straight to the gym he reluctantly approached the grocery store to stock up on supplies. It was his misfortune, and mine, that he happened to be in the produce section at the exact moment Erin and I approached with our cart. We were after some ears of corn, because I was going to make a roasted corn and black-eyed pea salsa for a 4th of July barbecue the next day. I searched out the closest bag dispenser to the corn and found it situated adjacent to Stereotypical College Guy. He was unrolling the roll, and muttering to himself as he did so.</p> <p>“…so that’s four, and what the hell? Where am I…hmmm….”</p> <p>He sensed me standing next to him with my cart and my kid and my corn, and he spent some more time rolling, and unrolling bags.</p> <p>Then he stopped, unstooped himself (the dispenser being located in the body of a bin rather than on a hook above) and walked away with his head held high and shoulders back, with someplace very important and deliberate to go and no time to waste on boring things like corn.</p> <p>I watched him march away to the other side of the corn bin where he stood, staring at a wall lined with flowers for sale. Ah, a floraphile who’s just realized that hibiscus were in season, no doubt.</p> <p>I reached down, tore off one of the many bags he had rolled away from the dispenser and dumped my husks inside. Then Erin and I continued through the produce section (mushrooms, an onion, some bananas, and a red bell pepper were all on my list, though not all for the salsa) while I kept a suspicious eye trained on Stereotypical College Guy.</p> <p>He confirmed my suspicions and my disappointment in humanity when he returned to the bag dispenser soon after I’d left it to tear off a single bag at the now-obvious seam, open the bag, and place an ear of corn inside.</p> <p>But what earthly reason could he have for thinking that he could cook corn if he couldn’t even figure out how the bag dispenser worked, cuffing away at it like a Neanderthal at a vacuum cleaner?</p> <p>“Erin,” I said as I pushed my cart with head shaking ruefully, “that is why you aren’t allowed to date boys until you are thirty.”</p> Backpacking Dadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498905428420679901noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-775208920171527729.post-65753425037990493192009-07-01T20:38:00.001-07:002009-07-01T20:38:13.399-07:00I’m kind of a big deal on the Internet<p><a href="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KbJAmcvWTbo/SkwrUze32DI/AAAAAAAABxg/zEgYuzOsv88/s1600-h/Label%20Daddy%5B3%5D.png"><img style="border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px" title="Label Daddy" border="0" alt="Label Daddy" src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_KbJAmcvWTbo/SkwrpE1UlVI/AAAAAAAABxk/CQUq9Eocbn8/Label%20Daddy_thumb%5B3%5D.png?imgmax=800" width="230" height="230" /></a> </p> <p>The lovely folks over at <a href="http://www.labeldaddy.blogspot.com/">Label Daddy</a> have inexplicably chosen me as their <a href="http://labeldaddy.blogspot.com/2009/06/and-dad-blogger-of-year-is.html">Dad Blogger of the Year</a>. I think this means you all have to bow down before my awesomeness.</p> <p>Waiting…</p> <p> </p> <p>Thanks Label Daddy.</p> Backpacking Dadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498905428420679901noreply@blogger.com23tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-775208920171527729.post-91858347169549861102009-06-29T20:53:00.001-07:002009-06-29T20:53:50.654-07:00They played jump rope but the rope it broke…<p>I drift into semi-senile codgery more often as I watch my daughter sponge the world’s cultural scum, or as I see it creeping toward us in the temporal distance: Pink! Hannah! Montana! Everything! </p> <p>“Back in my day, we had decent cartoons on Saturday mornings like Superfriends and Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors and G.I. Joe and we learned about storytelling and heroism and how to only fight half the battle and get out of the pool when a thunderstorm came up. Now, kids these days. They don’t even have the buddy cop show Simon and Simon to sneak up past their bedtime to watch. Or Moonlighting. Instead they have a wash of pink vapidness. Who will save them from stranger danger? Or teach them to eat their veggies? Or tell them about the magic of the conjunction (junction, what’s your function?)”</p> <p>Back in my day we also had the best in non-commercialized educational programming, pre-Elmo Sesame Street. </p> <p>Growing up along the Canada-U.S. border I would receive both PBS and CBC broadcasts of Sesame Street, and I watched a lot of it. (It wasn’t until I was in high school that I realized the Americans didn’t get all of the segments in French, or that Canadians didn’t get the segments in Spanish. This ignorance on my part was akin to another border-ignorance I had: until I was 18, yes <em>18</em>, I thought you could walk into any place in the U.S. and give them Canadian money and they would take it at the daily exchange rate. I walked into a Safeway in San Jose and tried to buy a Pepsi with some Canadian change and the cashier looked at me like I was insane. He looked at me like I was <em>dangerously</em> insane when I met his incredulity with “What do you mean you don’t take it? It’s <em>Canadian</em>.”)</p> <p>Ten years ago Erin would have been doomed to some marketed, packaged hell that had neither 80’s cartoons nor classic pre-Elmo Sesame Street. But now we have the internet, and the internet provides.</p> <div style="padding-bottom: 0px; margin: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; float: none; padding-top: 0px" id="scid:5737277B-5D6D-4f48-ABFC-DD9C333F4C5D:b5512fbf-8cc6-448a-9b54-e909be46ccba" class="wlWriterEditableSmartContent"><div id="852105ad-1ef5-42ad-9288-ae186a20cab8" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; display: inline;"><div><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xr8vUTm64h0&hl=en&fs=1&" target="_new"><img src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KbJAmcvWTbo/SkmMTvWT_gI/AAAAAAAABxQ/_qKZRYhBsps/video23a423735deb%5B3%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" style="border-style: none" galleryimg="no" onload="var downlevelDiv = document.getElementById('852105ad-1ef5-42ad-9288-ae186a20cab8'); downlevelDiv.innerHTML = "<div><object width=\"425\" height=\"355\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/Xr8vUTm64h0&hl=en&fs=1&&hl=en\"><\/param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/Xr8vUTm64h0&hl=en&fs=1&&hl=en\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"425\" height=\"355\"><\/embed><\/object><\/div>";" alt=""></a></div></div></div> <p>This was my favourite Sesame Street clip growing up, and it’s Erin’s favourite too. Across the span of decades my daughter and I are joined in our learning to count to 12. Tiny Shawn looks into the future and knows he must learn the lyrics to this song because his daughter will one day demand not only that he play the clip at every opportunity, but that he sing the song to her. And when he gets to the part where they stand around and tell knock-knock jokes she grins and knocks on her own head.</p> Backpacking Dadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498905428420679901noreply@blogger.com28tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-775208920171527729.post-80365418447109424572009-06-27T14:11:00.000-07:002009-06-27T14:13:40.855-07:00Summer Sale at the mall<p class="mobile-photo"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjri8sRk4PsD1F-BkrbfqS_ymfoXAZob_-YvB6_QAVXycpHqRNqudlnZpbTAOtfGcjfXZ1_-9sGHZL0O8Ybjy8YZvufNk4JMdpIbvi857ZJqHRq8_OLyCetq-nOBCTMhDaK5QyUZqybTHp5/s1600-h/=%3Futf-8%3FB%3FSU1HMDAyNTIuanBn%3F=-720856"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjri8sRk4PsD1F-BkrbfqS_ymfoXAZob_-YvB6_QAVXycpHqRNqudlnZpbTAOtfGcjfXZ1_-9sGHZL0O8Ybjy8YZvufNk4JMdpIbvi857ZJqHRq8_OLyCetq-nOBCTMhDaK5QyUZqybTHp5/s320/=%3Futf-8%3FB%3FSU1HMDAyNTIuanBn%3F=-720856" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5352118609431639314" /></a></p>We're at the mall on a Saturday because it's 93 degrees today and my apartment has whatever the opposite of air conditioning is, and it's on all the time, except in winter when I will suddenly have whatever the opposite of heat is.
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<br>Wandering away from the Baby Mosh Pit to reclaim some hearing I was led by my lovely daughter straight to one of those gimmicky photo booths.
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<br>Five dollars later (five dollars!) I was the proud owner of a Fold-It-Your-Damned-Self Foto Cube.
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<br>The instructions were simple: peel here, tear at perforation, fold here, stick together, voila! Foto Cube!
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<br>But the "peel here" instructions, so convenient and necessary, were, as it turned out, printed on the side of the paper that one would not, in fact, wish to peel off. Moreover, the paper was only perforated on the side that, ha ha, you would not wish to tear off.
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<br>So I am now the proud owner of a Fold-It-Your-Damned-Self Foto Cube. And three small rectangular stickers. Rather, Erin is the owner of the stickers.
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<br>I would be disgusted and disappointed and annoyed at my fortune in this matter, but for the 30 seconds of distilled joy Erin and I drank while making stupid faces for the camera. Five dollars.
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<br>Only five dollars?Backpacking Dadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498905428420679901noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-775208920171527729.post-68253580120470781392009-06-23T12:11:00.001-07:002009-06-23T12:11:58.465-07:00How to Attend BlogHer As a Dude<p>In the next month you will read post after post about OMG BlogHer I Can’t Wait To Go! or Damn BlogHer I Hate Those People Why Can’t They Shut Up About It?</p> <p>You will read tips on how to interpret apparent standoffishness as shyness, snobbery as insecurity, hilarity as drunkenness. You will read about all the parties you will rock or feel outcast at. You will read…no, maybe you’ll just delete these posts, because they will become boring and repetitive.</p> <p>But only here at Backpacking Dad will the MEN get the insight they’re looking for. Only here will the MEN attending BlogHer receive the reassurance they need to engage comfortably in a setting of a thousand women.</p> <p>So, a list.</p> <p>1. Figure out why you are there. Seriously, why are you there? Why? It’s called Blog<em>HER</em>, man, so what the hell are you doing there? And no, it isn’t enough that you take it seriously as a social media conference, or that you are interested in pro tips from the panelists, or meeting up with readers or friends or networking with powerful and influential people who happen to have vaginas. No. You are a dude. You have no business going to BlogHer despite how open and lovely everyone in the BlogHer organization is about including men. You have no business because someone in that room you are standing in will think you are a skeevy perv. So, unless you really <em>are</em> a skeevy perv you are going to have to do some thinking about yourself: Are you comfortable with your reasons for attending? If you are not, then the terrorists win. Fuck the terrorists.</p> <p>2. Do your best not to hang out with other dudes. It’s BlogHer, man, and the point really is to interact with, and learn from and about, women. No matter how tempting it might be to form a circle of guy friends and hang out with them for three days in a sea of female writers and PR folks, this is a recipe for disaster. First, because guys have a tendency to reinforce guy-ness when they are around guys, and that inevitably means that your attempt at finding a safety zone will result in creating a permanent Dome of Awesome Hotness that the women won’t be able to breach. And then you’ll have spent all weekend in a Dome of Awesome Hotness and you could have done that at a bar at home. Also, guys in a Dome of Awesome Hotness have a tendency to start to whip ‘em out and pee on each other to reduce the hotness. You will start showboating, peacocking, competing, and generally turn into a dick, Shawn. Find female friends to hang out with and engage with other men as opportunity allows, but do not rely on them for comfort and inclusion.</p> <p>3. Bring a nice shirt.</p> <p>4. Make sure you really really really have something valuable and original to add to a conversation before asking for a microphone during a panel and putting in your two cents and your balls. Maybe the room has something to learn from you, but be certain that you aren’t just talking to hear yourself speak and to look cool in front of everyone, Shawn.</p> <p>5. Take lots of pictures, but do not allow pictures to be taken of yourself. You look terrible, and you don’t need those memories.</p> <p>6. Always be more sober than the person next to you. Because it’s completely awesome to let them go on and on and start to say insane things, but odds are there is a video camera around somewhere and you don’t want to be the star of Dudes At BlogHer Gone Wild.</p> <p>7. Do not wear your cargo shorts, Shawn.</p> <p>8. You will be memorable. You will not be able to remember everyone. The disparity will fuel your ego while also spiraling you into despair. Forget about it. It’s not about you. That is, you aren’t memorable because of how awesome you are, but because of how male you are. You might also be awesome. But so are a thousand women in the room and I’ll give you odds that you get more attention than 75% of them. Don’t let it go to your head. Also, don’t let it go to your head. And don’t let it go to your head. Behave like someone who deserves to be a rock star, not like someone who <em>is</em> a rock star. Be cool, man. Just be cool. It’s not up to you to be the life of the party. Find someone else to pressure into being the life of the party.</p> <p>9. Do your utmost to give unsolicited advice to other male BlogHer attendees. It will endear you to them and they will want to be your friend. They don’t have any influence, though, so make sure you spurn them for someone who does at the first opportunity.</p> <p>10. Write a post-BlogHer post about all the people you met, but wait until six or seven months have gone by so that you can really strain your memory.</p> <p>Any other advice for the guys going this year? </p> <p>Ladies, feel free to offer up your “skeevy dude” stories and then feel utterly remorseful about assuming that about him. But yeah, I saw that guy. What a perv.</p> Backpacking Dadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498905428420679901noreply@blogger.com39tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-775208920171527729.post-16367124861070237862009-06-21T09:09:00.001-07:002009-06-21T09:09:28.234-07:00Site Stuff<p>So, apparently Blogger has broken things and the fancy URL I’ve just begun redirecting my blog to is not being found in Safari or Internet Explorer, and works only with a click through some warning page in Firefox. This is a system-wide Blogger problem with custom domain redirects.</p> <p>(Did I sound smart and tech-y there?)</p> <p>I own the site <a href="http://www.backpackingdad.com">http://www.backpackingdad.com</a>, and well I should. I’ve been planning a whole redesign and move from Blogger to Wordpress and in anticipation of that I starting redirecting <a href="http://backpackingdad.blogspot.com">http://backpackingdad.blogspot.com</a> to <a href="http://www.backpackingdad.com">http://www.backpackingdad.com</a>, just to get people used to the address. It was timed with this awesome Blogger failure and now I think I’ve also ended up breaking my feed because I’m an idiot.</p> <p>So I temporarily switched back to the blogspot address to post this. I’m all done with breaking things for now. But know that in the very, very near future I’ll be switching to my own domain, and breaking my feed again, then burning the house down and quitting the internet in frustration.</p> <p>See you later.</p> Backpacking Dadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498905428420679901noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-775208920171527729.post-841575832309313582009-06-20T22:16:00.001-07:002009-06-20T22:16:57.344-07:00Ease<p>I love my kids.</p> <p>Kids.</p> <p>Kids.</p> <p>Emily turns to me every now and then to say “We have <em>kids</em>. We are ‘Emily and Shawn and <em>the kids</em>.’” I gently correct her: “Shawn and Emily and <em>the kids</em>.” And then she rolls her eyes at me so hard she sprains her forehead.</p> <p>My son hasn’t pooped in a day.</p> <p>My daughter, who drifted off to sleep while I played soft songs on my guitar last night, shouted at me to put my guitar away and belted out “Itsy Bitsy Spider” at the top of her lungs over my version of “Can’t Help Falling In Love” tonight. Eventually I gave up and started accompanying her with a blues riff.</p> <p>My son is sleeping with his mouth open in a still swing, thinking hard about soft and how good it will feel when he finally get this one out.</p> <p>My daughter is sleeping now, exhausted from endless solos performances of “Row Row Row Your Boat” in the dark.</p> <p>When Erin removed her diaper yesterday in the swimming pool locker room and demanded to go pee on the potty I gave her three gummi bears instead of the two she usually gets after a swimming lesson. It was a Three Gummi Bear Pee. When she ran away from me on the sidewalk in the morning while I was pushing Adrian in his stroller outside the Tech Museum I chased her down and put the fear of Car into her. “No runnin’ naway from daddy,” she repeated over and over again all morning, “my bonka my head. Onlee wocking, slowee.”</p> <p>When Adrian started offering small smiles with his eyes and mouth the other day I entered that 37th stage of New Fatherhood: Reflection. Instead of looking to him for signs that he was seeing the world and reacting to it I started grinning right back at him, my own eyes shining into his, my deep laugh lines presaging where his will be someday, letting him show me what a smile ought to look like and then showing it right back to him.</p> <p>Being a parent is hard even when it’s easy. It’s hard because there is an entire life of non-parenting out there, somewhere, in my memory and when I look back on it I can see how radical this change has been, how much attention I pay now to a hundred items a day in time that I could have been sleeping or leveling that paladin up.</p> <p>But being a dad…being a dad is easy, even when it’s hard.</p> Backpacking Dadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498905428420679901noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-775208920171527729.post-19469119770710254272009-06-16T12:53:00.001-07:002009-06-17T23:38:29.004-07:00LL Cool Dad<p>Some days are better than others for the ego. Not that I have much difficulty in the self-esteem department, but even someone with as over-inflated an opinion of himself as me can have his spirits buoyed even higher by the right interactions with people.</p> <p>First came the e-mail from <a href="http://www.babyjidesign.com">Carla</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/babyjidesign">@babyjidesign</a> on Twitter, who is a local photographer. She’ll be at BlogHer as a photographer and she was looking for some bloggers to feature on her business cards to demonstrate her work and asked me if I’d like to pose. In other words, I’m so beautiful that I could be a part. time. model.</p> <div class="wlWriterEditableSmartContent" id="scid:5737277B-5D6D-4f48-ABFC-DD9C333F4C5D:900951d8-77ea-43eb-82d5-bd5b6dc3350a" style="padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-left: 0px; float: none; padding-bottom: 0px; margin: 0px; padding-top: 0px"><div id="df51543d-37ce-482a-ac1f-36af6351d46a" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; display: inline;"><div><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nje9vwKLhh0&hl=en&fs=1&" target="_new"><img src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_KbJAmcvWTbo/Sjf4LBIWDlI/AAAAAAAABpw/RkcEPGwdpQE/video90fee5e90346%5B3%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" style="border-style: none" galleryimg="no" onload="var downlevelDiv = document.getElementById('df51543d-37ce-482a-ac1f-36af6351d46a'); downlevelDiv.innerHTML = "<div><object width=\"403\" height=\"337\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/nje9vwKLhh0&hl=en&fs=1&&hl=en\"><\/param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/nje9vwKLhh0&hl=en&fs=1&&hl=en\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"403\" height=\"337\"><\/embed><\/object><\/div>";" alt=""></a></div></div></div> <p>Who turns that down? Not this guy. Not this guy whose Smurf name would be Vanity Smurf if there wasn’t already a Vanity Smurf and so he’ll instead have to settle for Vain-but-Envious Smurf.</p> <p>Carla took some really fantastic shots of me and Erin, and a bunch of terrific ones of Erin herself. It was a fun shoot out at a park with plenty of “okay, now walk like you’re just walking but turn when I say and look like you’re just being casual” and I was all “I can do that. I can be fake-casual like nobody’s business.” Erin also managed to look fake-casual, although I suppose one might confuse that look for constipation.</p> <p><a href="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_KbJAmcvWTbo/Sjf4LTQHe1I/AAAAAAAABp0/STrM96LwO7w/s1600-h/DSC_1249%5B3%5D.jpg"><img title="DSC_1249" style="border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; display: inline; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px" height="439" alt="DSC_1249" src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KbJAmcvWTbo/Sjf4LyAk6EI/AAAAAAAABp4/QPUGduAra3I/DSC_1249_thumb%5B1%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="425" border="0" /></a> </p> <p>She’s getting pretty big for that backpack. I remember when she was small enough for me to zip up the sides of my Deuter with her legs inside.</p> <p>The secret to a great photo, I learned, is a ladder. This is my favourite Backpacking Dad photo now:</p> <p><a href="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_KbJAmcvWTbo/Sjf4McqcXVI/AAAAAAAABp8/O5uwtpSnXP0/s1600-h/DSC_1195%5B3%5D.jpg"><img title="DSC_1195" style="border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; display: inline; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px" height="383" alt="DSC_1195" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_KbJAmcvWTbo/Sjf4M0YL2FI/AAAAAAAABqA/e32Z1BI9LGo/DSC_1195_thumb%5B1%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="349" border="0" /></a> </p> <p>See? You can’t see the innertube around my waist or my neck fat or anything. <a href="http://www.babyjidesign.com">Carla rules.</a></p> <p>Emily and I went to the movies (again, always, and forever going to movies with a baby. We’re very, very good at it) on Monday. After the movie was over Emily went to the restroom to change Adrian’s diaper and I waited in the hallway with the stroller. A pair of lovely older women approached me to get a peek at the baby, who wasn’t there. They gushed a bit about being grandparents and great-grand-parents and then they walked away. One of them came back a few moments later:</p> <p>“Can I tell you something? My friend and I were just talking and…who do you look like? Do you know? Who do people tell you you look like?”</p> <p>“Uh, well, that depends on if they like me or not I suppose.”</p> <p>“If they don’t?”</p> <p>“Robert Goulet.”</p> <p>“Yes! That’s it. That’s just what we were saying. Something about the eyes!”</p> <p>Really?</p> <p><a href="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_KbJAmcvWTbo/Sjf4NMgU9CI/AAAAAAAABqE/f3NwJzYRTlg/s1600-h/Goulet%5B3%5D.jpg"><img title="Goulet" style="border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; display: inline; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px" height="380" alt="Goulet" src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_KbJAmcvWTbo/Sjf4Nr3GPJI/AAAAAAAABqI/krOsOe6ULCQ/Goulet_thumb%5B1%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="306" border="0" /></a> </p> <p>I can only hope they had the younger Goulet in mind. The Goulet who was hot when they were hot.</p> <p><a href="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_KbJAmcvWTbo/Sjf4NypuOCI/AAAAAAAABqM/lnpqJjKZieI/s1600-h/Robert%20Goulet%20%28tux%29%5B4%5D.jpg"><img title="Robert Goulet (tux)" style="border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; display: inline; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px" height="436" alt="Robert Goulet (tux)" src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_KbJAmcvWTbo/Sjf4OICIl2I/AAAAAAAABqQ/jC6Q61c5QG4/Robert%20Goulet%20%28tux%29_thumb%5B2%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="300" border="0" /></a> </p> <p>I’m choosing to believe this is what she meant. Not bad. And hey! I have that outfit.</p> <p><a href="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KbJAmcvWTbo/Sjf4OUe-kYI/AAAAAAAABqU/VAAxPoBp170/s1600-h/Shawn%5B4%5D.jpg"><img title="Shawn" style="border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; display: inline; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px" height="449" alt="Shawn" src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KbJAmcvWTbo/Sjf4O2V8lEI/AAAAAAAABqY/bsLS-9vnl4c/Shawn_thumb%5B2%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="307" border="0" /></a> </p> <p></p> <p></p> <p></p> <p></p> <p></p> <p>Although mine looks way sweeter with the corsage on my lapel. Yes, that’s a corsage. I was pinned with the wrong accoutrement when I arrived for my wedding. It snuck into a few photos before the bouttoniere was found to replace it.</p> <p>Emily arrived during the Robert Goulet remark and the ladies cooed appropriately over Adrian. I noticed that he was missing a sock and went back into the theater to find it. When I returned the old ladies were gone, but another woman had approached Emily.</p> <p>“I was just telling your wife that I’d overheard the Robert Goulet comment. How could you be expected to know what he looked like when he was younger? Anyway, I was saying that you look like someone else entirely.”</p> <p>Ah, who will it be, I wonder. Robert the Bruce? That’s one I’ve gotten before. I basically look like everyone with a goatee.</p> <p><a href="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_KbJAmcvWTbo/Sjf4PHGGSMI/AAAAAAAABqc/HMrHtR0dOFI/s1600-h/Robert-the-Bruce%5B3%5D.jpg"><img title="Robert-the-Bruce" style="border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; display: inline; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px" height="271" alt="Robert-the-Bruce" src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_KbJAmcvWTbo/Sjf4PfC8JaI/AAAAAAAABqg/MYAu8YHA9r4/Robert-the-Bruce_thumb%5B1%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="333" border="0" /></a> </p> <p>No, it was the one people offer up if they like me: Leonardo DiCaprio</p> <p><a href="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KbJAmcvWTbo/Sjf4P9DAhFI/AAAAAAAABqk/DGGDG-4q2wc/s1600-h/Leo%5B4%5D.jpg"><img title="Leo" style="border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; display: inline; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px" height="438" alt="Leo" src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_KbJAmcvWTbo/Sjf4QMYceII/AAAAAAAABqo/_Uc8_026KqQ/Leo_thumb%5B2%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="339" border="0" /></a> </p> <p>However, I’d like to point out that I was rockin’ the facial hair long before he was.</p> <p>So, that’s how my ego-inflating weekend was. I’m off to star in my next Hollywood blockbuster: Backpacking Dad Is On A Boat.</p> <p> <div class="wlWriterEditableSmartContent" id="scid:5737277B-5D6D-4f48-ABFC-DD9C333F4C5D:91e572b9-3b78-4431-a7de-e20c892a5105" style="padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-left: 0px; float: none; padding-bottom: 0px; margin: 0px; padding-top: 0px"><div id="b0ca30e8-e131-4581-8402-a3576dc047c8" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; display: inline;"><div><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yfISlGLNU" target="_new"><img src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_KbJAmcvWTbo/Sjf4Qg9jfdI/AAAAAAAABqs/TzFusg8PH4g/videoc671a8b6695c%5B3%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" style="border-style: none" galleryimg="no" onload="var downlevelDiv = document.getElementById('b0ca30e8-e131-4581-8402-a3576dc047c8'); downlevelDiv.innerHTML = "<div><object width=\"425\" height=\"355\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/R7yfISlGLNU&hl=en\"><\/param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/R7yfISlGLNU&hl=en\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"425\" height=\"355\"><\/embed><\/object><\/div>";" alt=""></a></div></div></div> </p> <p>Although I’m changing my name to OLL Cool BPDBHLLRG. (Old Ladies Love Cool Backpacking Dad Because He Looks Like Robert Goulet)</p>Backpacking Dadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498905428420679901noreply@blogger.com39tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-775208920171527729.post-64270574840891883262009-06-15T23:15:00.001-07:002009-06-15T23:26:45.109-07:00Congratulations Mahmoud<p>It’s not every day that someone so obviously well-loved by his people gets re-elected in a complete landslide so crushing that it reeks of election fraud. Hooray for freedom!</p><p>P.S. I know someone who has a crush on you. Do you want to go out with him? Check one:</p><p>Yes___________</p><p>No___________</p><p>Maybe_________</p><p><div class="wlWriterEditableSmartContent" id="scid:5737277B-5D6D-4f48-ABFC-DD9C333F4C5D:e41aeaf8-7813-4890-a4bf-6fb670781759" style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; DISPLAY: inline; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; FLOAT: none; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><object height="238" width="411"><param name="movie" value="http://www.hulu.com/embed/j7NtpFEKwTX7birk4jJL8A"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.hulu.com/embed/j7NtpFEKwTX7birk4jJL8A" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="411" height="238"></embed></object></div><p></p><p><div class="wlWriterEditableSmartContent" style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; DISPLAY: inline; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; FLOAT: none; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px">For the Canadians here's an audio only version of the video from YouTube. Sorry Hulu hates you.</div><p></p><p><div class="wlWriterEditableSmartContent" style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; DISPLAY: inline; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; FLOAT: none; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"></div><p></p><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/sNq_9vwfSis&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/sNq_9vwfSis&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Backpacking Dadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498905428420679901noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-775208920171527729.post-34476911771197012322009-06-14T20:30:00.001-07:002009-06-14T20:30:13.581-07:00How to watch Disney-Pixar’s ‘Up’<p>When you see <em>Up</em>, or the next time you think about it if you’ve seen it already, imagine that when Carl goes inside his house after being dropped off by the police that he goes upstairs and dies quietly in his sleep.</p> <p>Then you won’t be watching a fairly good adventure film, but a really good movie about the journey to Heaven.</p> Backpacking Dadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498905428420679901noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-775208920171527729.post-58814295812775366862009-06-12T19:53:00.000-07:002009-06-12T19:56:09.234-07:00"Just so you know, Dad, they didn't win the year Erin was born either."<p class="mobile-photo"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZhTAu4mLWd1eVScyN3YYMY71o0sZr4OzeMOcVbNvHGJ5lc2uZA_0e_37PFrVmID7UyZpI1pWMHKWNY9PRu7TIo9rjZ-OWBxswPB2T8FtfmQgfYiStH3VfwVVrQXs_oLA48Pz9r76hc3cR/s1600-h/=%3Futf-8%3FB%3FSU1HMDAyMjIuanBn%3F=-769236"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZhTAu4mLWd1eVScyN3YYMY71o0sZr4OzeMOcVbNvHGJ5lc2uZA_0e_37PFrVmID7UyZpI1pWMHKWNY9PRu7TIo9rjZ-OWBxswPB2T8FtfmQgfYiStH3VfwVVrQXs_oLA48Pz9r76hc3cR/s320/=%3Futf-8%3FB%3FSU1HMDAyMjIuanBn%3F=-769236" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5346640589727433074" /></a></p>Well kid, you're wiser and more at peace about this than I am. I think the term is "equanimity" and you've got it in spades. <p>But just so you know, kid, we're watching every Red Wings game together next year. Your sister and I did that last year and I'm pretty sure that was the difference maker. <br>And you know what? I'm still pretty happy. Happy to see you every day. Happy to hold you when you cry. Happy to bounce you to sleep in my arms. <p>See you after your nap, kid.Backpacking Dadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498905428420679901noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-775208920171527729.post-43073177507528117902009-06-10T22:53:00.001-07:002009-06-10T22:53:47.680-07:00Routine<p>There aren’t too many dramatic things going on in my life right now. It’s all routine. I wake up, take Erin to school, come home, take Adrian somewhere so Emily can sleep, spend the afternoon at home or on my bike, pick Erin up from school, come home, make dinner, put Erin to bed, wait out Adrian’s four hour spazfest, bail, go to sleep and hope Emily doesn’t wake me up before 6am. She almost never does. I don’t know what that’s about.</p> <p>I’ve managed to go to the movies with Adrian, once with Emily to see <em>Land of the Lost</em>, and once without Emily to see <em>Dance Flick</em>. Adrian did pretty well at the movies, but <a href="http://backpackingdad.blogspot.com/2008/06/how-to-go-to-movies-with-your-infant.html">I’m no novice at this</a>. For those who care: Dance Flick was a lot funnier than Land of the Lost. Not that it was all that funny, but <em>Land of the Lost</em> was as boring as The Barefoot Contessa. I don’t know what that’s about.</p> <p>One thing that never seems to be part of my routine, but always arises as some kind of surprise, last-minute chore, is doing the dishes. Although I wash them every day it always seems like there’s a pile in the sink and I’m always playing catch up. I don’t know what that’s about. </p> <p>Adrian has some reflux, and we just started him on medication tonight. His nightly spazfests are at least in part due to his reflux. But Erin was also a spaz during the early evening hours, so I don’t know how much of his annoyance has to do with it. He is not having any trouble gaining weight though: he has put on almost three pounds in three and a half weeks. I don’t know what that’s about.</p> <p>I’ve been re-watching <em>Buffy the Vampire Slayer</em>. I watched the entire series for the first time in the months leading up to Erin’s birth. I started again in the weeks leading up to Adrian’s. I don’t know what that’s about.</p> <p>I’m not directing my days at anything except being, although I should be working on a dissertation. I have books to read, and things to write, and I know I’ll be dragging my feet about it. I don’t know what that’s about.</p> <p>I’ve been watching the Stanley Cup Playoffs with almost religious devotion, although I should say that in all honesty I’ve devoted more time, thought, effort, argument, and attention to hockey than I ever have to any of the various forms of Christianity friends and family have offered up to me. I don’t know what that’s about.</p> <p>Despite my apparent indolence I’ve still managed to fall days, and maybe even weeks behind on e-mail correspondence. If I owe you an e-mail I’ll get to it. Eventually. Maybe after a bike ride. I was riding my bike with underinflated tires for a long time, and it was slowing me down but I just couldn’t be bothered to inflate them to pressure until yesterday. I don’t know what that’s about.</p> <p>So. How’s your day?</p> Backpacking Dadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498905428420679901noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-775208920171527729.post-12831777595211223012009-06-05T15:34:00.001-07:002009-06-05T15:34:40.825-07:00SAHPs vs. WOHPs<p>It’s about that time, summertime, when kids transition from school to home, and that means that some parents will notice their kids around more often, and that will spark a small flame of interest in the question of whether it’s better to work or stay home with the kids. And that small flame will spread from the parents with school-aged kids to parents in general, until several small conflagrations dot the parental landscape and Smokey the Bear starts tromping everywhere saying “Only YOU can prevent forest fires.” It’s the most fun time of the year.</p> <p>Basically, the “debate”, when it reaches martyr pyre status (which is not to say there isn’t a legitimate question about what’s best for kids overall, but that level of reasonable discussion isn’t what I’m talking about here) looks like this:</p> <blockquote> <p>From the Stay at Home Parents: Parents who work and rely on daycare instead of raising their own kids <em>have no soul</em>!</p> <p>From the Work Out of the Home Parents: Parents who sacrifice income and their kids’ quality of life and futures <em>have no brains</em>!</p> </blockquote> <p>I’ve seen this debate before.</p> <blockquote> <p>Liberals: Conservatives don’t care about anyone. Their policies are heartless. Conservatives <em>have no soul</em>!</p> <p>Conservatives: Liberals are bleeding-hearts who can’t see that their policies are disastrously stupid. Liberals <em>have no brains</em>!</p> </blockquote> <p>And I’ve seen yet another version of this debate:</p> <blockquote> <p>Zombies: Vampires are demons inhabiting the undead and reanimated corpses of real people. Vampires <em>have no soul</em>!</p> <p>Vampires: Zombies are shuffling, decaying undead and reanimated corpses of real people. Zombies <em>have no brains</em>!</p> </blockquote> <p><font color="#000000">Guess what? These criticisms only work against zombies and vampires. Because they’re not real.</font></p> Backpacking Dadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498905428420679901noreply@blogger.com24tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-775208920171527729.post-2629117880485458102009-05-31T11:35:00.000-07:002009-05-31T11:38:21.145-07:00A Composer of Unrivalled Skill and Inspiration<p class="mobile-photo"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhBfJYJa5Gxl3uE1OqHQIRArusX6IjOx-iaaDQgcpIYipsJ26_rFjnz37NECv8OpO10scEEF428d8hu5QKcDBSxrRZ7sthVT6Pxi4vdAhdJGac1X0lLp_-Tbo_XZOrdTtZCoPGWzrR4Gw5h/s1600-h/=%3Futf-8%3FB%3FSU1HMDAyMDEuanBn%3F=-701147"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhBfJYJa5Gxl3uE1OqHQIRArusX6IjOx-iaaDQgcpIYipsJ26_rFjnz37NECv8OpO10scEEF428d8hu5QKcDBSxrRZ7sthVT6Pxi4vdAhdJGac1X0lLp_-Tbo_XZOrdTtZCoPGWzrR4Gw5h/s320/=%3Futf-8%3FB%3FSU1HMDAyMDEuanBn%3F=-701147" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5342059283461174002" /></a></p>"Twinkle twinkle little star<br>Let's go Red Wings let's go Red Wings.<br>Hockey hockey hockey dude. <br>What you what you what you are. <br>What's your name what's your name. <br>There it is; the other one.<br>Where did that dinosaur go?"Backpacking Dadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498905428420679901noreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-775208920171527729.post-13798075306872017462009-05-30T17:54:00.001-07:002009-05-30T17:54:45.577-07:00Let’s Go Red Wings!<p>This is the key to victory:</p> <div class="wlWriterEditableSmartContent" id="scid:8747F07C-CDE8-481f-B0DF-C6CFD074BF67:5ee045c9-cfdd-48d7-9369-1911d152d267" style="padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-left: 0px; float: none; padding-bottom: 0px; margin: 0px; padding-top: 0px"><a href="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KbJAmcvWTbo/SiHVUeVsKpI/AAAAAAAABo8/n6FC1UGHoXM/DSC02274-8x6.jpg?imgmax=800" title="" Wings in 5, tiny zamboni driver."" rel="thumbnail"><img border="0" src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KbJAmcvWTbo/SiHVVC4l-oI/AAAAAAAABpA/B5VYhD4HCHE/DSC02274%5B8%5D.png?imgmax=800" width="420" height="367" /></a></div> Backpacking Dadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498905428420679901noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-775208920171527729.post-75606637708612712442009-05-26T12:07:00.001-07:002009-05-26T23:22:28.251-07:00California Supreme Court: “Do we contradict ourselves? Very well then, we contradict ourselves, (We are large. We contain multitudes.)”<p>In what can only be interpreted as a “punt” the California Supreme Court today ruled both that Proposition 8, which amended the Constitution to read that marriage is only between a man and a woman, did not violate the California Constitution <em>and</em> that despite what the definition of marriage in California is there are still 18,000 gay couples who are “married.” </p><p>Hell.</p><p>I’m offended.</p><p>I’m offended as a <em>philosopher</em>. </p><p>The Court effectively created three classes of citizens in California today (Bonus! Extra class! There used to be just two in the “marriage” discussion.) There are heterosexual couples, who are the only couples who can be married in California and whose domestic partnerships can be called “marriages.” There are homosexual couples, who cannot be married in California and whose domestic partnerships cannot be called “marriages.” And there are other homosexual couples who <em>are</em> married and whose domestic partnerships can be called “marriages.”</p><p>The Court has declared that the Constitution of California recognizes more inequality than even Proposition 8 would have introduced to it.</p><p>What the Court hasn’t done is settle the matter. The voters of California want marriage defined a certain way; the California Constitution now protects that definition; but it is also clear that California <em>does</em> recognize gay marriage. So, what about recognizing gay marriages performed in other states? Should the rest of California’s gay couples who want to marry do so in Vermont then dare the California government to refuse to recognize those marriages? Should a challenge be immediately issued in the Federal courts under the Equal Protection clause? (Because really? The only difference between legitimate and illegitimate gay marriage in California is calendar date? Rights don’t evaporate when Monday becomes Tuesday.)</p><p>Even more annoying: California’s Constitutional Amendment process that requires only a 50% majority has been demonstrated to be the process that holds sway on questions of marriage rights. Proposition 8, the Court ruled, was not a revision of the Constitution, which would have required legislative approval before being put to the voters. Proposition “To Hell With 8” in 2010, then, will not be a revision either, so it will only require a 50% majority to change the Constitution to explicitly recognize gay marriages. And the direction of the support for gay marriage in California has been up over the years, not down, so the likelihood of an amendment recognizing gay marriage is higher than it would have been ten years ago. Maybe it can be passed.</p><p>And around and around and around it will go. This either ends with the U.S. Supreme Court or it never ends.</p><p>The California Supreme Court made no decision at all today, except that they didn’t want to be called “activist” again. Well, congratulations, Court.</p><p>You are <em>inactivist</em> judges.</p>Backpacking Dadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498905428420679901noreply@blogger.com23tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-775208920171527729.post-59831122073840389722009-05-22T20:41:00.001-07:002009-05-22T20:41:01.194-07:00Childbirth Doesn’t Break Your Funny Bone or Your Sappiness Ligament<p>I handed an ibuprofen to my charming, beautiful, intelligent, saint of a wife who less than a week earlier had squozen my son from her Woomba® and asked her what I, a mere male mortal, might procure for her in order to slake her thirst and wash down the only comfort afforded her.</p> <p>“Oh, just a Vitamin Water®. I think there’s a half-drunk one in the fridge.”</p> <p>I immediately thought up my witty hand-off remark and prepared it as I grabbed the beverage from the fridge and carried it over to the chair in which my glorious, perfect wife was sitting.</p> <p>“Well, <em>this</em> one was stumbling around a bit and yelling at cops.”</p> <p>“That’s awesome. But is that really <em>half-</em>drunk?”</p> <p>“Yeah, I guess not. That’s all the way drunk.”</p> <p>“This one was talking to girls who were totally out of his league.”</p> <p>Me too, lady. You’ve always been out of my league.</p> <p><a href="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_KbJAmcvWTbo/ShdwS14CEGI/AAAAAAAABnU/_LRn6CG1Qeo/s1600-h/Number%201%21%5B3%5D.jpg"><img title="Number 1!" style="border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; display: inline; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px" height="284" alt="Number 1!" src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_KbJAmcvWTbo/ShdwTKc5v3I/AAAAAAAABnY/WtuY3t7o0C8/Number%201%21_thumb%5B1%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="373" border="0" /></a></p> Backpacking Dadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498905428420679901noreply@blogger.com24tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-775208920171527729.post-26815057718356583932009-05-19T01:16:00.001-07:002009-05-19T01:16:18.444-07:00Adrian<p>After a week of teasing, slow contractions, Adrian arrived with sudden and surprising alacrity. There is a long story about Emily’s induction being pushed back and back and back and the room being unavailable, then available, then unavailable, and finally available for good. The story also introduces Backpacking Dad’s delivery room snack regimen, the Irish nurse from Belfast, the room next door to the one Erin was delivered in, and lots of Gordon Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares streaming over the free wifi the hospital offered.</p> <p>But I won’t tell that story. I keep looking for something funny and all I end up with is something amazing.</p> <p><a href="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_KbJAmcvWTbo/ShJqu2CHGwI/AAAAAAAABkc/E5jEtw-gtm4/s1600-h/DSC018083.jpg"><img title="DSC01808" style="border-top-width: 0px; display: inline; border-left-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px" height="291" alt="DSC01808" src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_KbJAmcvWTbo/ShJqvE0q5nI/AAAAAAAABkg/dgbxuVWzRwM/DSC01808_thumb1.jpg?imgmax=800" width="383" border="0" /></a> </p> <p>My son, Adrian Cashel Burns, was born at 8:44pm on May 16th, 2009. He was over a pound heavier than his sister, but scored lower on his Apgars. His feet and hands were less wrinkled rubber than his sister’s, but so was his head less hairy. And that’s all the comparing I want to do between Adrian and Erin. Erin has been stunning me for two years, and I don’t want to water that down; Adrian has been stunning me for two days, and I don’t want to treat him as Second and only Second.</p> <p><a href="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KbJAmcvWTbo/ShJqvm0OVXI/AAAAAAAABkk/HeisCZvtkNI/s1600-h/DSC018283.jpg"><img title="DSC01828" style="border-top-width: 0px; display: inline; border-left-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px" height="319" alt="DSC01828" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_KbJAmcvWTbo/ShJqwKcfBsI/AAAAAAAABko/oGxnatd8duc/DSC01828_thumb1.jpg?imgmax=800" width="420" border="0" /></a> </p> <p>He sounds like a kitten when he cries.</p> <p>He slept in the crook of my arm for part of his first night in the world.</p> <p><a href="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KbJAmcvWTbo/ShJqwi6WXKI/AAAAAAAABks/WiYx4Do64zI/s1600-h/DSC019123.jpg"><img title="DSC01912" style="border-top-width: 0px; display: inline; border-left-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px" height="465" alt="DSC01912" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_KbJAmcvWTbo/ShJqwxCsPBI/AAAAAAAABkw/Hq1aINcaT7k/DSC01912_thumb1.jpg?imgmax=800" width="353" border="0" /></a> </p> <p>His diapers are so small; his pants are so big.</p> <p><a href="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KbJAmcvWTbo/ShJqxT8fS2I/AAAAAAAABk0/D9QKvQ5la0M/s1600-h/DSC019194.jpg"><img title="DSC01919" style="border-top-width: 0px; display: inline; border-left-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px" height="322" alt="DSC01919" src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KbJAmcvWTbo/ShJqxlEeHvI/AAAAAAAABk4/GmPCg0GU4C4/DSC01919_thumb2.jpg?imgmax=800" width="421" border="0" /></a> </p> <p></p> <p></p> <p></p> <p>Erin loves him already. She assures us that he’s sleeping, assures him that “It’s okay, Adrian,” and keeps trying to grab his face so she can look at it.</p> <p><a href="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KbJAmcvWTbo/ShJqyOiY7-I/AAAAAAAABk8/KiYGX2d_aWM/s1600-h/DSC018544.jpg"><img title="DSC01854" style="border-top-width: 0px; display: inline; border-left-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px" height="325" alt="DSC01854" src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KbJAmcvWTbo/ShJqyUKXhdI/AAAAAAAABlA/e3VNE7Ul-f8/DSC01854_thumb2.jpg?imgmax=800" width="424" border="0" /></a> </p> <p>Emily thinks she screamed during labour. She didn’t; not once.</p> <p>It’s all gone tiny hands and tiny toes.</p> <p><a href="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_KbJAmcvWTbo/ShJqyu9VzlI/AAAAAAAABlE/n3wCnmgFaO4/s1600-h/DSC019313.jpg"><img title="DSC01931" style="border-top-width: 0px; display: inline; border-left-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px" height="143" alt="DSC01931" src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KbJAmcvWTbo/ShJqy1TlquI/AAAAAAAABlI/3SVtM1_Cvtk/DSC01931_thumb1.jpg?imgmax=800" width="188" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_KbJAmcvWTbo/ShJqzYEU3xI/AAAAAAAABlM/5DsDFIJvhYQ/s1600-h/DSC019325.jpg"><img title="DSC01932" style="border-top-width: 0px; display: inline; border-left-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px" height="143" alt="DSC01932" src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KbJAmcvWTbo/ShJqztKCzSI/AAAAAAAABlQ/mSaJEv8JlXA/DSC01932_thumb3.jpg?imgmax=800" width="182" border="0" /></a> </p> <p></p> <p>This is my son, Adrian.</p> <p><a href="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KbJAmcvWTbo/ShJqz5DJGOI/AAAAAAAABlU/Wi-6_rp5l_E/s1600-h/DSC018104.jpg"><img title="DSC01810" style="border-top-width: 0px; display: inline; border-left-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px" height="451" alt="DSC01810" src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KbJAmcvWTbo/ShJq0Y834bI/AAAAAAAABlY/yZ5oWY-d3bo/DSC01810_thumb2.jpg?imgmax=800" width="345" border="0" /></a></p> Backpacking Dadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498905428420679901noreply@blogger.com114