tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-775208920171527729.post8828195137494296784..comments2024-01-13T18:35:19.562-08:00Comments on Backpacking Dad: Mommy Politics...Holy crap, help help help, I'm trapped in a less mature version of "Mean Girls"!Backpacking Dadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498905428420679901noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-775208920171527729.post-1383010979608845722008-07-26T04:10:00.000-07:002008-07-26T04:10:00.000-07:00I'm sorry, I'm stuck at "beads". Yeah, no, I don't...I'm sorry, I'm stuck at "beads". Yeah, no, I don't get it either. maybe they keep some in their bags and throw them at each other when the pissing contest develops into a mom fight? hmmm...Elisa @ Globetrotting in Heelshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13920820564549246339noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-775208920171527729.post-79848914466569215542008-04-12T08:13:00.000-07:002008-04-12T08:13:00.000-07:00Oh, that's hilarious. The things that women do ......Oh, that's hilarious. The things that women do ... and it's great that you were so oblivious. <BR/><BR/>Now, if it had been two men sitting at that table and a woman, and a third man walked up >> I'll bet you would have been whipping off your shirt and flexing your Ryan Reynolds abs. Because men are so much less ... obvious!The Amazing Tripshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13761348688069779544noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-775208920171527729.post-33077056422176518422008-04-10T09:52:00.000-07:002008-04-10T09:52:00.000-07:00The New Girl: I'll be here all week. Try the veal,...The New Girl: I'll be here all week. Try the veal, and tip your waiters. Those leather pants don't come cheap.<BR/><BR/>Redneck Mommy: In the words of Deadly Girl from <I>The Specials</I>: "Bitchin'. My first stalker." But easy there, Tigress. My loving, awesome, gorgeous, sexy, funny, tolerant, forgiving wife reads this thing....You know they kid with these declarations of love, right dear? Yes. Yes, I'll have dinner waiting, dear. Yes, I'll be wearing my apron and chaps....Backpacking Dadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02498905428420679901noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-775208920171527729.post-12465692482224614272008-04-09T18:31:00.000-07:002008-04-09T18:31:00.000-07:00I think I love you.Especially since I now know you...I think I love you.<BR/><BR/>Especially since I now know you have Ryan Reynolds abs.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-775208920171527729.post-55073553671688506812008-04-09T16:47:00.000-07:002008-04-09T16:47:00.000-07:00"..and sat outside to enjoy our all-natural suburb..."..and sat outside to enjoy our all-natural suburban chick-dessert. I like the yoghurt. It's also across from the botox place where I'm going to have my crow's feet taken care of after my next pap smear."<BR/><BR/>OMG, I laughed right out loud at that one.<BR/><BR/>Hilarious stuff, BD.the new girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02947910641549198688noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-775208920171527729.post-83451300469833077502008-04-09T14:10:00.000-07:002008-04-09T14:10:00.000-07:00Stacie: I'm now afraid that I've hurt her feelings...Stacie: I'm now afraid that I've hurt her feelings badly. She didn't show up at swimming yesterday. Crap.<BR/><BR/>thehusband: I thought I felt a lurker :} Thanks for coming out of the wainscotting.<BR/><BR/>-k: I went back to the gym today and bought a membership! Another guilt-free hour. And when we got home? Nap time! Woohoo!<BR/><BR/>Chicky Chicky Baby: Where do you do that? A uterine pawn shop? Or does the police department sponsor mandatory "uterus turn-in" days like they do with hand guns?<BR/><BR/>Patty: If you want to play a Dazed and Confused drinking game take a swig every time Mitch grabs the bridge of his nose or touches his hair.<BR/><BR/>Brian: Teach me.<BR/><BR/>Kittenpie: I do know what you mean. I'm also not ashamed to admit that I'm a little titillated by the drama I can observe kind of harmlessly. And then blog about.<BR/><BR/>Heather: You must have forgotten to publish. I would <I>never</I> delete a comment from you. And yes, I'm ripped like Ryan Reynolds.<BR/><BR/>In "Just Friends". At the beginning. When he was the fat guy.Backpacking Dadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02498905428420679901noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-775208920171527729.post-30278609010224097912008-04-09T13:51:00.000-07:002008-04-09T13:51:00.000-07:00Hey, I left a comment here...days ago...didn't I? ...Hey, I left a comment here...days ago...didn't I? Did you delete it or did I forget to push publish?<BR/>Either way, dude, I feel for ya....My husband and son live with 3 menstrating females and one pre-school girlie who is ALWAYS on PMS mode. They duck for cover, every time we open our mouths.<BR/><BR/>Ryan Reynolds, reeeaalllllyyy?Heather J.https://www.blogger.com/profile/05577506737353488166noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-775208920171527729.post-88353272999442894282008-04-09T13:29:00.000-07:002008-04-09T13:29:00.000-07:00This is why I went my whole mat leave year without...This is why I went my whole mat leave year without talking to another mommy on the playground. It's all abour who's doing renos and who's going to the cottage... Blech. I just wanna play with my kid, y'know>?kittenpiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05215443551546036909noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-775208920171527729.post-36976106890166600312008-04-09T12:36:00.000-07:002008-04-09T12:36:00.000-07:00"Watch the leather, maaaan."Classic post. Cool blo..."Watch the leather, maaaan."<BR/><BR/>Classic post. Cool blog. I have been surrounded by female family members my entire life, so I've learned to pick up on the subtext. Some days I could use a lobotomy.Brianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01561449161227624152noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-775208920171527729.post-35165189868504513652008-04-09T06:49:00.000-07:002008-04-09T06:49:00.000-07:00I googled Ryan Reynolds just so I know who you wer...I googled Ryan Reynolds just so I know who you were talking about and he is FINE....i know who he is by face, not name.<BR/><BR/>Dazed & Confused is on my Block Buster list after Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle (which is on it's way and my husband's all time favorite movie)...<BR/><BR/>and as for the playgroup pimp....I will generally have him drop his daughter off at my house and leave. Last year he used to hang out after dropping her off, but I've done groups when I know he's got bowling or something so he can't hang. I feel bad that I have to limit his daughter and mine from playing because they are best friends, but he's such an ass.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-775208920171527729.post-27359495893522951572008-04-09T06:47:00.000-07:002008-04-09T06:47:00.000-07:00Aw, you've been claimed. That's so cute./sarcasmYe...Aw, you've been claimed. That's so cute.<BR/><BR/>/sarcasm<BR/><BR/>Yeah, women are freaks. I'm thinking about turning in my uterus.Chicky Chicky Babyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18056206889322232109noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-775208920171527729.post-27444241999138861252008-04-09T05:44:00.000-07:002008-04-09T05:44:00.000-07:00Another great post! Women can be so damn catty. C...Another great post! Women can be so damn catty. Congrats on the hour of work-out peace! Take it where you can.minivan soapboxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13993086778700756064noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-775208920171527729.post-36987676611021270792008-04-09T01:30:00.000-07:002008-04-09T01:30:00.000-07:00first post, lurking for two weeks.i promised mysel...first post, lurking for two weeks.<BR/>i promised myself i wouldn't comment (seeing as i'm soo far away) but this is too good to pass up.<BR/>a bead shop?! really?!<BR/>seriously though, women are the same here and there!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-775208920171527729.post-34722225208961134272008-04-08T17:38:00.000-07:002008-04-08T17:38:00.000-07:00Oh I would sooooo be the guy in this scenario...co...Oh I would sooooo be the guy in this scenario...completely oblivious to the whole thing and I have actually been the one who knew someone for months without knowing their name and was too embarrassed to ask after a time.<BR/><BR/>Funny post! <BR/><BR/>Surfed in from DKOG's place. I love that girl..<BR/><BR/>StacieNature Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16725115146167877981noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-775208920171527729.post-7017266234829859032008-04-08T16:19:00.000-07:002008-04-08T16:19:00.000-07:00FADKOG: You're welcome.DeeDee: I'm never going to ...FADKOG: You're welcome.<BR/><BR/>DeeDee: I'm never going to take that spot. I'm afraid of what would happen to me.<BR/><BR/>Headless Mom: I'd give up on moms altogether if they weren't, every single one of them, otherwise awesome. Give them a chance.<BR/><BR/>Shannon: Yer weird.<BR/><BR/>Mandy: If I do them, then they're not girly. By the time I left that was a damned manly bead store, a testosterone-laden yoghurt shop, and a No-Pink-Anywhere gym.<BR/><BR/>Kelly: That's what I like about them high school girls, man. I keep gettin' older, they get more and more illegal.<BR/><BR/>Patty: The Ryan Reynolds thing was strictly for FADKOG's viewing pleasure. Although he does show off some kick-ass abs in Blade:Trinity. And yes, you need to rectify your ignorance of Dazed and Confused immediately. And also do something about the dude who is <I>hitting on you at playgroup</I>. That is so lame that I don't even have the words.<BR/><BR/>Mumma Boo: I found that out when I asked a friend if her housekeeper needed to pick up any extra hours. I was rewarded with her housekeeper's <I>daughter's</I> phone number.<BR/><BR/>For cleaning. I didn't mean for that to sound as lecherous as it did.<BR/><BR/>Mamatulip: Did you ever look at a dollar bill man? There's some spooky shit going on on the dollar bill. And. And it's green too!<BR/><BR/>Bsouth: What the hell was the "speculum" for? Kicks. I'm never going back to that gynecologist.Backpacking Dadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02498905428420679901noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-775208920171527729.post-9444213452087453492008-04-08T12:22:00.000-07:002008-04-08T12:22:00.000-07:00Goodness, he does have lovely abs doesn't he?Goodness, he does have lovely abs doesn't he?bsouthhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16296078267361100692noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-775208920171527729.post-48517984303635396402008-04-08T12:20:00.000-07:002008-04-08T12:20:00.000-07:00Blimey - hope you enjoy your smear. I kind of do ...Blimey - hope you enjoy your smear. I kind of do the pissing thing, but only because I'm scared I'll have no friends if I let anyone in on the few I have!<BR/><BR/>Funny post but I'm off to google Ryan Reynolds now.bsouthhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16296078267361100692noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-775208920171527729.post-42248462514774840622008-04-08T12:16:00.000-07:002008-04-08T12:16:00.000-07:00I love Dazed and Confused. I am constantly quoting...I love Dazed and Confused. I am constantly quoting Slater. He was my fave.<BR/><BR/>Check ya later...<BR/><BR/>Seriously though - that kind of girl business is business I don't understand. Like, I bought my purse at the five n' dime, you know? Who gives a fuck?mamatuliphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02692442843330582571noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-775208920171527729.post-16617439577307968272008-04-08T11:31:00.000-07:002008-04-08T11:31:00.000-07:00Ohhh, so THAT's Ryan Reynolds. (I have got to get...Ohhh, so THAT's Ryan Reynolds. (I have got to get out more.) <BR/><BR/>Women are definitely territorial - starts in pre-school and I don't think ever ends. Just try to ask a mom-friend who she uses for a babysitter on those rare nights out, and see if you get a true answer. I guard my babysitter's phone number like she's in my own personal witness protection program. She's mine, darn it, all mine! I found her, she's great, and you can't have her! (Ok, maybe for a cut of the babysitting fee. We'll talk.)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-775208920171527729.post-86405056697502571432008-04-08T10:25:00.000-07:002008-04-08T10:25:00.000-07:00Want to hear something sad....I have a dad friend ...Want to hear something sad....I have a dad friend who does the pissing contest thing. He has to top us women on who makes the best home made mac n cheese, who does this, that and the other thing the best. He is always trying to one up us women...and he hits on us at the same time...<BR/><BR/>drives me nuts. I keep play dates few and far between. <BR/><BR/>(p.s. is it bad that I have no idea who Ryan Reynolds is and that i've never seen daze and confused??)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-775208920171527729.post-31706394941047848482008-04-08T10:16:00.000-07:002008-04-08T10:16:00.000-07:00I love how you've brought Dazed and Confused into ...I love how you've brought Dazed and Confused into your post. My husband is always quoting Wooderson.Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17350861069153040567noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-775208920171527729.post-43261187317042524342008-04-08T07:41:00.000-07:002008-04-08T07:41:00.000-07:00I laughed SO hard reading this entry. My husband n...I laughed SO hard reading this entry. My husband never gets the subtext between women (not me, I don't do pissing contests). Anyway, I am so glad you're channeling your inner mom and are able to do so many girly things... A bead store??! Man, even I don't go in them. :)<BR/><BR/>Anyway, great post.Mandyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14586323120994967027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-775208920171527729.post-33491653804956735582008-04-08T00:15:00.000-07:002008-04-08T00:15:00.000-07:00Yeah girls are weird.Yeah girls are weird.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-775208920171527729.post-891268602465803412008-04-07T21:30:00.000-07:002008-04-07T21:30:00.000-07:00I hate that girl-drama cr**. (Do you suppose that ...I hate that girl-drama cr**. (Do you suppose that is why I don't have many friends?)<BR/><BR/>I just want to slobber all over Erin-too cute!!I can't find my bloghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02613321200230079978noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-775208920171527729.post-67582303653705537212008-04-07T21:08:00.000-07:002008-04-07T21:08:00.000-07:00"....Ryan Reynolds" come on!! Although I wouldn't ..."....Ryan Reynolds" come on!! Although I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crackers he seems a little dorky! Funny post though! Women are definitely territorial when it comes to certain things if you want to see a true example just go to an aerobics class and take that bitch's spot in the far right corner and see if she doesn't stare your ass down in the mirror during the entire work out! <BR/>By the way, Erin is too cute for words!!DeeDeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12859707806588366137noreply@blogger.com