tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-775208920171527729.post8554674826069257821..comments2024-01-13T18:35:19.562-08:00Comments on Backpacking Dad: Against Beauty PageantsBackpacking Dadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02498905428420679901noreply@blogger.comBlogger29125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-775208920171527729.post-69405399538752241752009-05-08T21:39:00.000-07:002009-05-08T21:39:00.000-07:00Yeah. Beauty pageants. We've come so far after fou...Yeah. Beauty pageants. We've come so far after four thousand years of civilization.Mandyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14586323120994967027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-775208920171527729.post-62991740036332673052009-05-04T19:29:00.000-07:002009-05-04T19:29:00.000-07:00This is my favorite post you have ever written. Th...This is my favorite post you have ever written. That I have read. Cause you and I know that I have not read them ALL.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16486438725653025356noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-775208920171527729.post-43491261231649328872009-05-04T18:51:00.000-07:002009-05-04T18:51:00.000-07:00I own a pair of chicken cutlets. I got them to fil...I own a pair of chicken cutlets. I got them to fill out my wedding dress, and every once in a while I stuff them in a Wonderbra to enjoy seeing how the other half lives.<br /><br />The great thing about them is if you sweat on them, you can throw them at a wall and they stick.<br /><br />You've been initiated.Rita Arenshttp://surrenderdorothy.typepad.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-775208920171527729.post-25071122281935384352009-05-04T16:14:00.000-07:002009-05-04T16:14:00.000-07:00So I guess it would appropriate to remove the 'ov...So I guess it would appropriate to remove the 'oven stuffer roaster' from my man's shorts, huh?<br /><br />just think of all the good euphemisms going to waste on this concept.<br /><br />it's just not a good day without at least one euphemism and a rationalization or two...Swirl Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18241915723936809627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-775208920171527729.post-25686452080963643212009-05-04T16:03:00.000-07:002009-05-04T16:03:00.000-07:00I was with you the whole time on the chicken thing...I was with you the whole time on the chicken thing. Would have fooled me LOL.Maria Meleehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11975394356496650716noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-775208920171527729.post-82126573936490060202009-05-04T15:05:00.000-07:002009-05-04T15:05:00.000-07:00Reeee-diculous!
Because that toddler tiara show ...Reeee-diculous! <br /><br />Because that toddler tiara show and making babies look like hookers doesn't already make me want to kick some serious ass in the pageant biz, this just takes the damn cake.Lisa @ Crazy Adventures in Parentinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06066995811409390360noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-775208920171527729.post-17297805544591827782009-05-04T14:21:00.000-07:002009-05-04T14:21:00.000-07:00It turns out they didn't properly coach her on the...It turns out they didn't properly coach her on the concept of Opposite Marriage, so I guess the implants, in the end, didn't matter.Jenny Gracehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12943823729806115657noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-775208920171527729.post-33517061993794671382009-05-04T13:40:00.000-07:002009-05-04T13:40:00.000-07:00I'd be a dumbass too. You drew me in to that disgu...I'd be a dumbass too. You drew me in to that disgusting thought of chicken meat. They should call them something else.Otter Thomashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10218675244540656914noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-775208920171527729.post-87015234821765211412009-05-04T13:32:00.000-07:002009-05-04T13:32:00.000-07:00What the hell?! Never heard of a chicken cutlet, u...What the hell?! Never heard of a chicken cutlet, unless it was in reference to a cooking lesson...And I was going to say that inserting poultry is probably not such a healthy thing anyway, with all those raw chicken germs and everything...Mary@Holy Mackerelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04026873878364041551noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-775208920171527729.post-69222346589782538912009-05-04T10:58:00.000-07:002009-05-04T10:58:00.000-07:00lol. I think it has everything to do with the term...lol. I think it has everything to do with the terminology. Could they not have thought of a better description? Like, Gel Enhancers? Calling them chicken cutlets is like calling red hair dye "cow's blood" because it happens to look like it.Erinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12321505516350090098noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-775208920171527729.post-3982084786916153352009-05-04T05:17:00.000-07:002009-05-04T05:17:00.000-07:00for a minute there I totally thought they were REA...for a minute there I totally thought they were REAL chicken cutlets!Carmenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07652998146421179523noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-775208920171527729.post-44064236824620619762009-05-04T02:58:00.000-07:002009-05-04T02:58:00.000-07:00I guess I fall in the column of dumbasses... I was...I guess I fall in the column of dumbasses... I was so grossed out thinking that teenage girls were stuffing raw chicken breasts into their swimsuits. YUCK.<br /><br />Regardless, still against beauty pageants.Christine Gramhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13783180729146518061noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-775208920171527729.post-34289532903494194492009-05-04T02:29:00.000-07:002009-05-04T02:29:00.000-07:00I learned something new. I had no idea. I also don...I learned something new. I had no idea. I also don't watch pageants. Unless they were brain pageants. Probably not.<br /><br />But, I can totally walk in heels. Still not doing Mrs. California any time soon. <br /><br />T.Tina@ SendChocolateNowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04756286418593037399noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-775208920171527729.post-26416402358977720222009-05-03T17:54:00.000-07:002009-05-03T17:54:00.000-07:00Crap! You mean I shouldn't have been stuffing Map...Crap! You mean I shouldn't have been stuffing Maple Leaf Prime Chicken Breasts into my bra before going out??? No wonder I had all those cats chasing me down the strip last night!!Krishttp://www.milesandmunchkins.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-775208920171527729.post-46459964238193476602009-05-03T17:29:00.000-07:002009-05-03T17:29:00.000-07:00I'm a dumbass too. I was totally like "chicken cu...I'm a dumbass too. I was totally like "chicken cutlets?! EW!"Sarah @ BecomingSarah.comhttp://www.becomingsarah.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-775208920171527729.post-19580808137788837392009-05-03T14:55:00.000-07:002009-05-03T14:55:00.000-07:00real chicken cutlets would probably be cheaper.
a...real chicken cutlets would probably be cheaper.<br /><br />and i really don't see what was wrong with miss california saying she was opposed to gay marriage. i'm all for gay marriage, but why all the hate for someone saying she's against it? is it because she's from california? she actually HAD a point of view.<br /><br />back to the boobies.Yohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14515522021380382847noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-775208920171527729.post-56275744375158121562009-05-03T13:46:00.000-07:002009-05-03T13:46:00.000-07:00i had no idea! of course now that emily mentioned...i had no idea! of course now that emily mentioned it it makes perfect sense, but why not call them gel inserts? seriously!Nataliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01225456755011937217noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-775208920171527729.post-5346416950538191362009-05-03T13:02:00.000-07:002009-05-03T13:02:00.000-07:00Every year I think this pageant has run it's cours...Every year I think this pageant has run it's course and will go away but somehow it keeps making major headlines like this year with outrageous comments made by the winner then follow up from Showbiz tonight asking "is the new Miss USA the next Sarah Palin?" <br /><br />I only watch Showbiz because there is a guy in the office who insists on having it on. It is ridiculous.R. Molderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18119986754283927453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-775208920171527729.post-68976517338376864112009-05-03T12:31:00.000-07:002009-05-03T12:31:00.000-07:00My chicken cutlets have enjoyed a wee bit too many...My chicken cutlets have enjoyed a wee bit too many carbs of late. That's why you'll never see me in any sort of beauty pageant. Additionally, I can not walk in heels. It's a curse, really.for a different kind of girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04431273646365489225noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-775208920171527729.post-65562606645626484722009-05-03T10:34:00.000-07:002009-05-03T10:34:00.000-07:00It would be one thing if they were breaded chicken...It would be one thing if they were breaded chicken cutlets. With a good red sauce and lots of cheese. Ymmmmm. <br /><br />Wait, what were we talking about again?<br /><br />Oh yeah...Seriously are we still supposed to be caring about beauty pageants? If this story, and the Perez Hilton one, hadn't come out I would have had no idea it was happening.DGBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01302995272029761401noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-775208920171527729.post-50622545775186782452009-05-03T10:11:00.000-07:002009-05-03T10:11:00.000-07:00Never having had a need to use said inserts, I was...Never having had a need to use said inserts, I was right there with you... Imagining the drippy floppiness of a real boneless skinless chicken breast slapped up against the skin. Although, I bet real chicken would look just as realistic. So I totally bought it there for a minute. <br /><br />These are the same women who put vaseline on their TEETH so they look shiny and their lips don't stick. Nasty much? If they'd do that, why not real chicken cutlets?Dellahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06397062869413109155noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-775208920171527729.post-20492393095299576042009-05-03T09:56:00.000-07:002009-05-03T09:56:00.000-07:00OMG, this made me lough out loud and I almost woke...OMG, this made me lough out loud and I almost woke up Stella, who is taking a nap. <br />I don't laugh because you didn't know, but rather because it is such a stupid name to give things, that I cannot help but cringe when I hear it, when laugh at the confusion it inevitably causes :-)Elisa @ Globetrotting in Heelshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13920820564549246339noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-775208920171527729.post-11777427627228836472009-05-03T09:47:00.000-07:002009-05-03T09:47:00.000-07:00Oh goody! At least the STATE of California didn't...Oh goody! At least the STATE of California didn't pay for the implants.<br />I can just hear Arnold now. "Yeah, give Miss Caleeefornia new boobs. Big boobs are good. Like in Conan."<br />Maybe we were just broke.Jennifer McKenziehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03613714863799177911noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-775208920171527729.post-51999024876649333412009-05-03T08:53:00.000-07:002009-05-03T08:53:00.000-07:00I don't think they should ban the pageants all tog...I don't think they should ban the pageants all together.<br /><br />They just ALL need to be like the one in Little Miss Sunshine.Ian Newboldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12411720154080724038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-775208920171527729.post-36428176141868833042009-05-03T08:01:00.000-07:002009-05-03T08:01:00.000-07:00I was totally getting ready to correct you about t...I was totally getting ready to correct you about the cutlets. Too bad Emily beat me to it. They do look like chicken cutlets, though.<br /><br />Real chicken has been used for far creepier cosmetic purposes, though. For example, for centuries, women (and even some men) wore chicken skin gloves at night so that when they woke up in the morning, their hands would be soft, plump, and lily-white (cutting off the oxygen will do that). Gross. They were also sometimes made from other skins. I won't go into any more detail than that.Stephanie N.https://www.blogger.com/profile/09582031215488414276noreply@blogger.com